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Gone and forgotten



Do you remember the Krusty Burgerlar? He was brutally attacked by Homer Simpson and left for dead. Three men had to pull the enraged Simpson off his limp body. Witnesses to the attack (mostly children ranging from ages 3-11) describe it as the bloodiest, cruelest, inhumane display of violence they've ever seen. Mind you the children were forced to clap after the incident. Most of the kids are now in serious therapy.
Simpson was not even prosecuted for a crime he would have easliy been convicted for. All attempts to contact Simpson or Krusty (and or his people) have been unsuccessful. Simpson seems to show no remorse for his actions and has gone about his life as if he never murdered anyone.
Springfield has been gripped with fear and outrage ever since. Police Chief Wiggums was not available for comment, nor the Mayor.
Homer has been seen fraternizing at Krusty Burger weekly ever since the incident. He seemed to be in good spirits.

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